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Nasty Fart

Nasty Fart



Nasty Fart
Every six or so turns, a male Monster will have built up too much internal gas and will want to release it in spectacular fashion. To do this, issue the NASTY FART order: NF. It takes no Action Pts. Failure to issue the order will, sooner or later, result in the fart going off by itself - something to be avoided, as you may take damage from this. You will be warned during MAKE CAMP when you can successfully fart. Farts are quite loud - they can be heard up to one square away. Although there's more to farting than its imagined humor value, it will take you a while to learn exactly what.

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